Our 'Rent a Friend' webseries got knocked out in the 3rd round. It wasn't the best feeling in the world-to lose so close to the end. But it definitely was character building....as in it turned me into a cyncial cunt who hates everyone and everything.

But I'm moving out of that phase now, like the Glorious Butterfly I'm morphing into a Beautiful Majestic Swan.
I think I stopped blogging because I wasnt enjoying it as much anymore. I was also pretty busy. But being honest, wordpress was depressing me... It was like I decided to be a real blogger... with my bull shit layouts and practically uploading my cv begging everyone to come suck my cock.
I originally started blogging because everyone had a blog and they were all shit and emo. I wanted to be the cynical fuck in the corner taking the piss out of what a blog is.
I stopped doing that. I started caring about winning awards- which I should have won by the way. Wether I would ever be funnier than tricking some guy into saying a prayer for my David Blaine wannabe dead son. Spelling, grammar, view counts- these aren't why I started blogging nor are they anything I ever should give a fuck about (still care about view counts actually).
Anyway I'm announcing my triumphant return to blogging...there, I've just announced it.
Dave.
Ps, thanks for your text Lam.
That was inspiring Dave. I uploaded my CV to a nice wordpress site and no one sucked my cock either. Nor do they read it. This is lovely.
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