Why haven't I been blogging?
I've been doing other stuff haven't I?
'Kinda' is the answer.
I was in Dublin yesterday, is it just me or has the homeless community become far more vocal about wanting money? It's good that they have started a grass roots campaign but...now this is just me BUT - why do they have to act like zombies?
Why can't they be more like Dick Van Dyke in 'Mary Poppins'? Then I would give them my spare change.
Anyway, I have an idea to hook them folks up.
Dublin city council should get these zombies to look after the on street parking around city centre. Think about it, instead of pouring fuck loads of change into the meter to get 15 minutes of clamp free parking, why cant we put fuck loads of change into a homeless persons mouth and get an hour of charitable parking? And maybe they could wash your car for an extra fiver?
They could just turn up when ever they would like some money. I know what you're thinking- how can we trust a homeless people to do this? Well I've got a question for you- Why are you a racist?
Look, it's just an idea that I has that I thought I'd share with you, bottom line is we need to stop homeless people annoying me when I go to Dublin. This is just one proposed method of dealing with it.
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