My Latest Invention

The other night I couldn't sleep, why?  I'll tell you why- because I invented an idea in my head that basically reinvents the boring old blow job.  

I call it the 'Spinning Wall Mounted Blow Job Machine'.

Here is a sketch I drew.

The following close up explains the concept a little further.

It was inspired by several things.  None the least; blow jobs.  Let me talk you through the creative process that allowed me to create a machine that will re-invent blow jobs- For You. 

Inspiration #1: Getting blow jobs.  

The memo says 'Everyone is getting a free Blow Job!'

Inspiration #2: Lazy Susan's - both the spinning dumb waiter things and people called Susan.

3: RTE's 'Winning Streak' starring Martin Whealen and the girl from Carlow.

4:  Paul Daniels & Debbie McGee doing the throwy knifey trick

"How could this simple and elegant machine possiblé work?" I hear you ask in a french accent. Well that's a patented secret, dickwad.  But I'll tell you anyway.

You may have noticed 'bags' around the handsome gentleman's hands in the sketch.  Your eyes did not deceive you- they are bags.

I have a confession to make- I'm not very good at drawing hands...so I drew bags instead.   But I'm not standing up here professing to be some sort of brilliant hand artist- I'm a sex toy inventor and I should be judged by the merit of the product and not the artistic standard of the initial design concepts.

Anyway, I'm thinking of bringing this on Dragons Den or maybe bringing it to fundit.ie or kickstarter.com.  

I was considering getting someone to help me demonstrate how it works for the Dragons Den show...but because it's ye old prudish RTE- I may have to settle for showing them using a sex doll.

Would love to hear some feedback....

Update 00:15 Jan 4 2012- As it stands, with this current model it is only possible for men to receive spinning blow jobs...so in it's current state it is completely unsuitable for lesbians  :(